Linking Differential Equations to what?!


I was born and spent more than a half of my life in the former USSR, graduating from a state university, and then working for various scientific institutions. It goes without saying that most aspects of Soviet life were heavily ideologized: even after Stalin, during the final softer decades of the Evil Empire. However almost nobody accepted the propaganda and intrusion of the ideology at its face value. More importantly, natural science and mathematics were spared from the propaganda: hard science was not abused for promotion of the ideological whims of the party.


Now imagine my shock when here, in America of all places, I received an invitation to contribute a mathematical paper for a special issue of the CODEE Journal1 dedicated to ...

Linking Differential Equations to Social Justice and Environmental Concerns



Here are a few proposals I sent at their request.


Dear Secretary,
In reply to your persistent invitation of papers for this special issue, here are several proposals.


1.     Whenever I hear the words "Social justice", my hand rushes for my Glock2. Shortening of the delay of this reflex as a function of the growing occurrence of this phrase.   

2.     "Make America straight again": a new linear model for propagation of hate.  

3.     Prove isomorphism between diversity and perversity.

4.     White guilt still lags behind white privilege. Do we need more effective affirmative action or reeducation camps? 

5.     Re-distribution of wealth as a result of Social justice applied to the function of Normal Distribution.

6.     The fractional dimension of the safe space as a consequence of its fractal boundaries in a fragile mental environment.  

7.     Micro aggression as a violation of boundaries of the safe space.

8.     Inequalities as a legacy of injustice in Mathematics. Elimination of inequalities and transfer to mathematics with "equity" only.

9.     Whiteness in Mathematics as an obstacle for people of color – with the example of the problem of 4 colors.

10. Is the straight line homophobic or holomorphic?5

11. White chalk over the black board – is it a racism5?

12. White noise as systemic racism in signal transmission.

13. Black lives matter as an effect of Dark energy.

14. Let factorization of n be n=p1αp2β… pmω,   α, β, …ω >= 0, where p1, p2pm are different primes. By definition, we call the Radical(n) = p1p2… pm  – a measure of diversity or multiculturism of n. Prove that powers of 2 are the most xenophobic and racist of all numbers.

15. A new due process for the era of Social Justice: Progressive movements are considered innocent until and after full destruction of the nation3.


Alexander Gofen


Now imagine a kind of a déjà vu I had in 2019 reading this article [4]. It inspired me to offer a few test problems – the prerequisite for reading this article.



1.      The liberals embracing pederasty are called liberasts. One liberast can embrace up to 5 pederasts and celebrate diversity 8 hours a day. How many pederasts can the state of CA of 30 millions residents embrace, and how long will it take.

2.      Tom was born to a working family of mother and father, and he suffers of the white guilt. How many days of the voluntary service at the re-education camp are required to alleviate his prongs?

3.      Ms. Melinda Gates (the wife of Bill Gates) believes that "White men must be stopped: The very future of mankind depends on it". In the moment the Whites comprise 15% of humanity, while in America – still more than half. As  Joe Biden put it "Those of us of European stock will be the minority in less than two years, and, that's a good thing". How more undocumented migrants are required in order to make America like the world, only 15% white? How many years will it take to rid the world of the evil white man entirely?


1. CODEE Journal  (Consortium for Ordinary Differential Equations Education).

2. The original phrase ''Whenever I hear the word culture, I reach for my revolver'' was misattributed to the Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goring. The sentence does date from Nazi Germany, but comes from Hanns Johst's drama ''Schlageter,'' produced at the State Playhouse in Berlin in 1933. Ironically, the topic (1) holds true also for contemporary Western culture filled with sodomy, scatology, and desecration of God (here and here), and also for so called multi-culturalism.

3. The original phrase was "Any progressive party or movement is considered innocent until full destruction of the nation" (2005). Its source so far could not be found.

4. "2+2 = White Privilege" by  Mark Tapson

5. Credit to Douglas J. Bender.